FFU INTERVIEW

This month's Kikedi Oneda is with the FF3, Tales of Phantasia, and Crono Trigger characters. They were interviewed to report on the new Final Fantasy Unlimited DVD.  Im never reviewing these morons again.

Arche:I especially liked the clear, translucent box.

Ayla:Me thinks Silver Hawks better.

Azala:Silver Hawks is gay. Where did'ya come up with that one?

Belthazaar and the Nu:The special effects were good, but I was scared.

Celes:Did you pee in your pants, geezer?

Chester:I really didnt know about it. Ninja Sparker stole my copy.

Crono:Is it just me, or am I talking?!?!?

Cress:Ummmm......Pork.

Cyan:Thoust strangeth DVDeth...Thy characters were veryeth interestingeth.

Cyrus:Kaze is awsome. (I wish I had a Magun..)

Dalton:Lisa is awsome. (I wish I had a bra...)

Edgar:Hey wait a minute......Im half an inch tall!!!!!

Fiona:Makenshi is sooo dreamy...

Flea:Yeah, isnt he.....I mean-uh ...um....

Frog:Thy weapons intrege me.

Edgar:Nope. Still half an inch tall.

Gau:Ha! Gau taller than over the hill blondie.

Edgar:Hey! Im not blonde. I use Rogaine for hair, thank you very much.

Janus:Id see it if I got paid.

Johnny:FFU set new standards for anime and Final Fantasy.

Kefka:Did Cress say he had pork?

Kino:I think Kaze's pants are cool. I wish I had pants.

Klarth:Im so misunderstood.

Edgar:Why isnt the moderator changing my height?!? I'll sue!!

Locke:Edgar, please shut up, for the sake of god!

Lucca:Uh...yeah. I really enjoyed the powers Chobi had.

Magus:What is this Final Fantasy?!?

Marle:The best part is knowing that you can buy the next one soon.

Melchior:Peeing your pants isnt funny. Its my hobby.

Ninja Sparker:Thats right!!!! Im last!!!! All you anime nerds kiss my-